{"id":2,"date":"2010-09-01T03:48:21","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T03:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2016-02-20T16:40:01","modified_gmt":"2016-02-20T21:40:01","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am 37.\u00c2\u00a0 That is old.\u00c2\u00a0 I get more and more curmudgeonly each day.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I think *I’m* too young to listen to Miley Cyrus and most R&B songs.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I am often shocked and appalled by what people post on facebook…particularly with regards to their children, but people also love to share their feelings about sex, religion, and politics with\u00c2\u00a0no regard for other people’s sensibilities. I think some things should be kept private.<\/p>\n

I love cats in practice and dogs in theory.\u00c2\u00a0I have 3 cats…2 lady cats and a gentleman cat.\u00c2\u00a0 I would procure more cats, quick like a bunny, if these cats weren’t so ridiculous.\u00c2\u00a0 I like to make my cats wear costumes for various holidays, with the exception of Christmas 2012, when they organized a protest against costumes.<\/p>\n

I live in sin with a super smart boy who makes up the entirety of the technical staff of this website.\u00c2\u00a0 He also does the dishes, mows the lawn\/shovels snow, accompanies me to Lady Rocket games, and makes sure the cats have food and water.\u00c2\u00a0 He’s the best.\u00c2\u00a0 WordPress\u00c2\u00a0soulmates!<\/p>\n

Lady Rockets is my favorite thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am 37.\u00c2\u00a0 That is old.\u00c2\u00a0 I get more and more curmudgeonly each day.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I think *I’m* too young to listen to Miley Cyrus and most R&B songs.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I am often shocked and appalled by what people post on facebook…particularly with regards … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}