{"id":2293,"date":"2012-11-09T00:25:35","date_gmt":"2012-11-09T05:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?p=2293"},"modified":"2012-11-09T00:25:35","modified_gmt":"2012-11-09T05:25:35","slug":"spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?p=2293","title":{"rendered":"Spider."},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week, some people from one of the hotels near my work brought over some small bags of Halloween candy. \u00c2\u00a0Bossman gave the bags to Greg for his daughters, but because I am awesome, I demanded one of the spider rings from the bags. \u00c2\u00a0Bossman and Dave each got a spider ring too, because we had to take ALL the spider rings off the bags because children are greedy assholes. \u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, it was very fortunate that we got the spider rings, because we needed them for this picture:<\/p>\n

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(Ring on the right, REAL SPIDER on the left…we escorted the spider outside.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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