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<\/a><\/p>\nBrian did a bunch of house cleaning last night to get ready for our guests.<\/p>\n
This morning, I went and ran in the Smoke the Turkey 5k and actually bothered to run for the first time in about a month, and it was not terrible. Some people had some terrific Thanksgiving hats that made me jealous.<\/p>\n
At 11, we started our great spatchcocking adventure. Here are some pictures of the turkey carnage:<\/p>\n
<\/a> <\/a><\/div>\nWe neglected to take a picture of the splayed-out bird before we put it in the oven, but here are some oven pictures:<\/p>\n
<\/a> <\/a> <\/a><\/div>\nHere’s the finished product looking like a turkey whore:<\/p>\n
Before everyone got here, we took a couple picture:<\/p>\n Everybody was hangin’ chillin’ after dinner:<\/p>\n I ate all Whole30 things during dinner. After everybody left and Brian was napping, I had my holiday cheat treat (delicious, delicious ice cream). <\/p>\n On that note, here is evidence that Americans not having diabetes is newsworthy:<\/p>\n I decided to host Thanksgiving this year. This was the first time that I did most of the cooking (Full Disclosure: Lis made the green bean casserole and the gravy). Last night, I made two different cranberry sauces (Whole30 and … Continue reading <\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a> <\/a> <\/a><\/div>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"