{"id":3518,"date":"2014-07-20T18:41:52","date_gmt":"2014-07-20T22:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?p=3518"},"modified":"2014-07-20T18:41:52","modified_gmt":"2014-07-20T22:41:52","slug":"meltdown-zoo-with-rando-and-lis-june-yard-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?p=3518","title":{"rendered":"Meltdown!, Zoo with Rando and Lis, June Yard Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mid-June, I made a Cathy-style radioactive mess at work. For my readership with the same job as me, here&#8217;s a (decayed, obvs) vial that spent time in the hotbox:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4695.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4695-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"CLITE VIAL\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3440\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4695-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4695-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4695.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4694.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4694-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"CLITE VIAL\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4694-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4694-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4694.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>So that sucked.  SUCH A MESS!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after I got off work that Friday morning, Rando and Lis came up to go to the Zoo.  Since we were so excited about the Africa! train, we rode it again, but it seems that the animals spend the daytime avoiding the train. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Brian&#8217;s dingo:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4638.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4638-1024x767.jpg\" alt=\"DINGO\" width=\"640\" height=\"479\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4638-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4638-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4638.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>BABBY MEERKATS!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4646.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4646-1024x767.jpg\" alt=\"Baby Meerkats!\" width=\"640\" height=\"479\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4646-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4646-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4646.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We did get to spend slightly more time looking at the penguins in their new home this trip, which was nice.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4655.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4655-1024x767.jpg\" alt=\"PENGUINS\" width=\"640\" height=\"479\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3430\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4655-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4655-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4655.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The &#8216;Keet Retreat was not open when we went to ZooPal night, because the &#8216;keets needed to rest after opening day, so I was excited to see &#8216;keets:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4658.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4658-1024x767.jpg\" alt=\"KEET RETREAT!\" width=\"640\" height=\"479\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4658-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4658-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4658.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then the rain broke the people&#8217;s spirit, and we left the Zoo.<\/p>\n<p>Rando and Lis headed home because they were soaked, and Brian and I went to Cinco de Mayo.  My margarita:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4663.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4663-767x1024.jpg\" alt=\"GIGANTOR MARGARITA\" width=\"640\" height=\"854\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4663-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4663-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4663.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I got into my kitty wine from New York after we got home from the restaurant, then I slept and slept since I had been up forever.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4665.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4665-767x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Kitty Wine\" width=\"640\" height=\"854\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4665-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4665-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4665.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Onward to yard pictures&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Same mushroom, 24 hours apart:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4598.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4598-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Mushroom Day 1\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4598-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4598-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4598.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4619.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4619-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Mushroom Day 2\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4619-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4619-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4619.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my elephant ear plant on the front porch (that may or may not have scared Nasim away):<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4622.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4622-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Elephant Ear Plant\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4622-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4622-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4622.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4623.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4623-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Elephant Ear Leaf\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4623-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4623-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4623.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m semi-successfully growing a weird climby rose that I planted in the dumbest possible place:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4670.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4670-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Roses\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4670-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4670-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4670.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ostrich ferns have 2 different kinds of fronds &#8211; sterile (regular) and fertile fronds.  The standy-uppy things in the center of this fern are the FERTILE FRONDS! (brown=last year, green=this year):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4680.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4680-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"THE FERTILE FRONDS\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4680-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4680-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4680.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cool hosta flower:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4722.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4722-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Cool Hosta Flower\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4722-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4722-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4722.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The growth and flowering of this hollyhock was a drawn out spring\/summer spectacle:<\/p>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4624.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4624-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Hollyhock buds\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3427\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4624-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4624-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4624.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4685.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4685-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Holllyhock finally opening\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3436\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4685-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4685-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4685.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4691.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4691-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Hollyhock flower\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4691-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4691-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4691.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4719.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4719-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Hollyhock Stalk\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3443\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4719-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4719-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4719.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4732.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4732-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Hollyhock Stalk Tall\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4732-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4732-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4732.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>When I was in SF, I noticed a cool flower at Alcatraz.  It looked like this: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9702190533_da8d2ba97b_z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9702190533_da8d2ba97b_z-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"SF Flower\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3541\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9702190533_da8d2ba97b_z-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9702190533_da8d2ba97b_z.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Interestingly, this flower (mallow, or Lavatera) is the closest I&#8217;ve found, and it&#8217;s been planted in flower bed for a couple years. The rabbits have customarily given it such a haircut that I hadn&#8217;t seen it flower before this year.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4735.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4735-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Lavatera\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4735-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4735-767x1024.jpg 767w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4735.jpg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/alcatrazgardens.org\/blog\/index.php\/2013\/11\/mallow-versus-hollyhock\/\" title=\"Alcatraz Gardens\" target=\"_blank\">Garden Conservancy<\/a>, it&#8217;s actually a hollyhock like my pink stalk flower above.  INTERESTING!  <\/p>\n<p>Nathan&#8217;s lily flowered again this year.  Good present!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4752.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4752-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Lily\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4752-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4752-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bonus office chair cat with half grown out hair: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4742.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4742-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Kitten Pants\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4742-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4742-1024x767.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_4742.jpg 1958w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mid-June, I made a Cathy-style radioactive mess at work. For my readership with the same job as me, here&#8217;s a (decayed, obvs) vial that spent time in the hotbox: So that sucked. SUCH A MESS! Anyway, after I got off &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?p=3518\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,10,29,43,13,11,55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-jesus-spites-me","category-cats-and-more-cats","category-family-time","category-house-and-yard","category-lame-work","category-random-fun-things","category-san-fran"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}