{"id":3655,"date":"2014-12-06T18:10:34","date_gmt":"2014-12-06T23:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?p=3655"},"modified":"2014-12-06T18:10:34","modified_gmt":"2014-12-06T23:10:34","slug":"i-made-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?p=3655","title":{"rendered":"I made this."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_5461.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_5461-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"GROOT\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3656\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_5461-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_5461-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_5461.jpg 1371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Brian took me to see Guardians of the Galaxy, and I immediately knew I was not going to particularly enjoy it.  Actually, it made me depressed, because I felt like I *should* like it (similar to my feelings on The Fifth Element, and to some extent The Big Lebowski (not as much &#8211; bite me, stoners)).  <\/p>\n<p>The only good thing about GotG is Groot. The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brian took me to see Guardians of the Galaxy, and I immediately knew I was not going to particularly enjoy it. Actually, it made me depressed, because I felt like I *should* like it (similar to my feelings on The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/?p=3655\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,11,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-honeybear","category-random-fun-things","category-stupid-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theshellybeach.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}