Last week, some people from one of the hotels near my work brought over some small bags of Halloween candy. Â Bossman gave the bags to Greg for his daughters, but because I am awesome, I demanded one of the spider rings from the bags. Â Bossman and Dave each got a spider ring too, because we had to take ALL the spider rings off the bags because children are greedy assholes. Â Anyway, it was very fortunate that we got the spider rings, because we needed them for this picture:
(Ring on the right, REAL SPIDER on the left…we escorted the spider outside.)
I like all the bits of this story except the spider.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ITS LEG???!?!?!!
No idea. He looked like that when I was summoned.